dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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