They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
there is glitter all over my balls
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