she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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