So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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