I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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