Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
You need Xanax blowdarts
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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