Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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