exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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