You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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