Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Let's get the cat blown out
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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