thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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