I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Acid is not a monday night drug
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
