Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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