Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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