Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
i think i just lost a toe
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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