Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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