No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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