I just made out with a guy for $7.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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