Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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