think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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