the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
