home. puking in laundry basket.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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