so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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