elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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