I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Oh god it's open bar.
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