she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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