normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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