So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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