no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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