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the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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