real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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