Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(810): View more from Michigan

Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.

(1-810): View more from Michigan

Thanks dad.

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(636): View more from Missouri

this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook

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(810): View more from Michigan

Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you

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(404): View more from Georgia

It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?

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(727): View more from Florida

And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity

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(615): View more from Tennessee

congrats on being the token straight people in our group.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.

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