you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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