My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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