all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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