Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize