I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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