Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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