You're a womanizer and a bitch.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I need to stop coming to work sober
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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