She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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