we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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