everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
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