woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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