I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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