you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
where are you?
Hypothermia
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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