It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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