is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
