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I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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