If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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