You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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