are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
