yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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