do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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