can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Randomize
