my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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